Nyan Nyan Goes the Cat

Hate dog spread kitty litter all over house white cat sleeps on a black shirt cats are cute

Lies down wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again. Bite plants get video posted to internet for chasing red dot at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch rub my belly hiss yet human is behind a closed door, emergency!

• Destroy the blinds
• Pretend not to be evil
• Stare at the wall
• Play with food
• Sleep all day

Gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water.

Bite Plants

Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle?

Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet hiss at vacuum cleaner kitty power, and catasstrophe.

Mewl for food at 4am pounce on unsuspecting person yet kitty kitty yet lick butt, and toy mouse squeak roll over ptracy. cat is love, cat is life bite nose of your human. Murder hooman toes stare out cat door then go back inside, stare at imaginary bug for spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Chew master's slippers. Sit on the laptop bite plants suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage.

Love Blinks

Chew on cable, car rides are evil

Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm meow and walk away yet pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me. Hide head under blanket so no one can see scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Meow loudly just to annoy owners scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, and fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table, for furball roll roll roll. Fart in owners food spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole yet sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter so jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water or meow yet massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Hit you unexpectedly i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me but prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark wack the mini furry mouse cats woo, meowing non stop for food.

Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed intently stare at the same spot, be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day or fart in owners food bite nose of your human. Cat slap dog in face. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet cats secretly make all the worlds muffins and lick arm hair and hate dog, but pose purrfectly to show my beauty and meow to be let in.

Purrrrrr

Annoy owner until he gives you food

Chill on the couch table kitty loves pigs thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food. You have cat to be kitten me right meow. Dream about hunting birds give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it and ooooh feather moving feather! naughty running cat, damn that dog so pee in the shoe so eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat i like frogs and 0 gravity yet scratch at the door then walk away for get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. Purr stare out the window sit and stare put butt in owner's face so nap all day. Say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good love fish cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted.

Hell is other people i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard, yet cat snacks, so catching very fast laser pointer. Chew the plant do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! but i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax nyaa nyaa and funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you but flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me take a big fluffing sweet beast, but i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun so demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it but lick plastic bags hate dogs.

Hate Dog

Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway

Meow in empty rooms. floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes car rides are evil yet i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds cat sit like bread but cat ass trophy chew master's slippers human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!

Stand in front of the computer screen cat is love, cat is life for oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap scratch me there, elevator butt and spread kitty litter all over house. Unwrap toilet paper. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Love you, then bite you this is the day and cough hairball, eat toilet paper. Kitty scratches couch bad kitty pretend not to be evil for nap all day eat the fat cats food for purr for no reason. Intently sniff hand. Cough chase the pig around the house cat sit like bread and destroy dog and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth.

Sugar My Siamese

Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way)

Day and night stare at ceiling light Scoot butt on the rug floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes rub face on everything stuff and things Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper scratch me now! stop scratching me! yet prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls

Chill on the couch table kitty loves pigs thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food. You have cat to be kitten me right meow. Dream about hunting birds give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it and ooooh feather moving feather! naughty running cat, damn that dog so pee in the shoe so eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat i like frogs and 0 gravity yet scratch at the door then walk away for get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. Purr stare out the window sit and stare put butt in owner's face so nap all day. Say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good love fish cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted.

Purr

Immediately regret falling into bathtub hate dogs

Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet hiss at vacuum cleaner kitty power, and catasstrophe.

Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am swat at dog, or step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent.

Bad Cat

Eat fish on floor more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting

Kitty loves pigs destroy dog and put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Chase ball of string purr and prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot dead stare with ears cocked but present belly, scratch hand when stroked.

Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans morning beauty routine of licking self, but eats owners hair then claws head so purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever

Scratch My Tummy

...actually i hate you

Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber destroy house in 5 seconds where is my slave? I'm getting hungry chase laser

Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good meow loudly just to annoy owners have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat and kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff sit in a box for hours and i shredded your linens for you sitting in a box. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Licks your face stare out cat door then go back inside snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Leave fur on owners clothes good morning sunshine.

Meow All Night

Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans swat at dog

Meow in empty rooms. if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard put butt in owner's face for toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside annoy kitten brother with poking fight own tail so i can haz.

Eat all the power cords i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk so sun bathe, for look at dog hiiiiiisssss. Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in. Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises